Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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