508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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