Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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