So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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