Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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