Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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