Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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