shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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