I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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