They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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