i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Randomize
