If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Drake has all the answers
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
