Umm I'm too high to move.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
honey bunches of taint.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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