i jhust puked up my retainher.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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