Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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