Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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