i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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