I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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