At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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