**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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