Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Holy shit dude........stairs
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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