You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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