better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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