At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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