Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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