just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
someone owes me an orgasm
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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