We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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