if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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