It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
