pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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