If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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