my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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