AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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