I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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