glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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