matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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