i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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