covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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