can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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