Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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