I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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