No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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