I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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