i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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