He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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