I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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