It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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