Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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