I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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