Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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