I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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